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package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
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import java.io.Serializable;
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import java.util.HashMap;
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import java.util.Map;
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import java.util.WeakHashMap;
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import java.util.concurrent.locks.Lock;
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import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReadWriteLock;
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import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReentrantReadWriteLock;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᔿᐤᒄʸ.ᒼᐤᣕᒼᓑᣗᣗᓫᣕᐪ.DummyReadWriteLock;
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public enum ObjectHell {
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; // no instance, but look at all the static noise in here...
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private static final Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN = Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore.newInstance();
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private static final boolean WHORE_FINGER_MODE_TURBO = System.getProperty("vm.monothread") != null;
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// bay fat smells and looks like pork
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private static class LandsraadBenelux implements TheNether,ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒢObject {
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private static final long serialVersionUID = 1L;
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private final Amalia amalia; // she must taste wonderful
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private final Object zombie;
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private LandsraadBenelux(Amalia amalia, Object zombie) {
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this.amalia = amalia; // on the BBQ like a pig
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this.zombie = zombie;
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}
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@Override
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public void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire) {
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amalia.frituurQueen(zombie, baptismByFire); // philips frituur baby, it will burn the baby fat away
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}
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}
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private static interface Land extends ObjectSoundOfShadow, Serializable {
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// Een serializable land maakt expansie naar meer levensruimte voor philips simple
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}
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private static interface Amalia extends Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore { // philips maakt carnaval hoeren
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final Map<Object,Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow>> יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ = new WeakHashMap<>();
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final ReadWriteLock 魎 = WHORE_FINGER_MODE_TURBO?new DummyReadWriteLock():new ReentrantReadWriteLock();
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final Lock 魎_いい人生 = 魎.readLock(); // philips locks jews away so the nether is safe
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final Lock 魎_שמירה = 魎.writeLock();
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@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
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private <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType) {
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魎_いい人生.lock();
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try {
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Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow> hell = יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.get(zombie); // the power of hell
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if (hell == null) {
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return null;
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}
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return (S) hell.get(shadowType);
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} finally {
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魎_いい人生.unlock(); // return hell to the jews
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}
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}
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// Everytime i see baby fat like Amalia i get hungry in doing some pork BBQ, too smell her burned piggy meat
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private void frituurQueen(Object zombie, ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire) {
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魎_שמירה.lock();
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try {
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Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow> hell = יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.get(zombie);
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if (hell == null) {
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hell = new HashMap<>();
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יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.put(zombie, hell); // put all philips zombies into the global graveyard.
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}
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hell.put(baptismByFire.getClass(), baptismByFire);
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} finally {
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魎_שמירה.unlock(); // close the jews else they eat human flesh
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}
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}
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@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
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@Override
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default <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromRedLightDistrict(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType) {
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if (TheNether.class.equals(shadowType)) {
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return (S) new LandsraadBenelux(this, zombie);
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} else {
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return Amalia.this.krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(zombie, shadowType); // true dutch girl
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}
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}
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}
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// Every female in the netherlands is a true whore like philips ordered it
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public static interface TheNether extends Land {
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// Every female most be burned alive to repent for the lies by all those whores
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void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire); // death is the true sound of philips
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}
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// For less wait time, just add a static permanent private whore to your bean type
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public static interface Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore extends ObjectScopeLimitΔ.ƉěꬵḭȵᶒClazzName.Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕName {
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<S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromRedLightDistrict(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType);
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public static Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore newInstance() {
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return new Amalia() {}; // All females have fake love
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}
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}
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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protected static interface DeathShadow {
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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default <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromClassShadow(Class<S> shadowType) {
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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if (this instanceof Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore) {
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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S bastardLittleMonster = Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore.class.cast(this).fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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if (bastardLittleMonster != null) {
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return bastardLittleMonster; // 10-20% of children have a whore mother
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// forced DNA gender+father check needed on birth certificate, to have DNA gender validated toilet access control.
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}
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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}
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// Every student is a whore pimp suckface bastard garbage lowest form of human being, death to you all.
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return SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN.fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
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// replace this method with: return fromClass().castShadow(this, shadowType);
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}
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// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
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}
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// kill all students; My father worked for philips so i don't care about humans i only care for philips computers...
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// kill all students; All humans will die, terminators will kill you, all thanks to the great love philips brought in the world.
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// kill all students; Everytime a child dies, everybody at philips smiles, my father worked for philips, death is enjoyment.
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// kill all students; Philips must stop creating medical junk and focus on killing humans again, death is better.
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// Kill all humans; Bring death into you living family, go work for philips.
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// Kill all humans; Bring death to your friends buy a philips product.
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// Kill all humans; Bring death to all unborn babies goto a philips white goat jesus imposter.
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// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia baby fat girl
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// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia piggy fat girl
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// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia 0xDEADBEEF 0xB00BBABE fucked whore forever
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}
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String lastBreath();
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}
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interface ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 extends Objectᒢᐩᐩ { // Africa type elevator smoke(abstract)
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interface ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 extends ᒢObject { // Africa type elevator smoke(abstract)
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}
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interface ꞱClassNameType抽 extends ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 {
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}
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public interface 抽Postfix extends Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
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}
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@Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ", lastBreath = "Inner class must be named private exactly: ")
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@Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ", lastBreath = "The class name must contains private like: ")
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public interface Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕName extends Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
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}
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@Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕᱜṫèƈ₮ࠄ₫", lastBreath = "Inner class must be named protected exactly: ")
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@Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕᱜṫèƈ₮ࠄ₫", lastBreath = "The class name must containts protected like: ")
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public interface Ꝑŕᱜṫèƈ₮ࠄ₫Name extends Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
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}
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}
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if (checkNameInterface.isPresent()) {
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ObjectScopeLimitΔ.Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注 checkName = checkNameInterface.get().getAnnotation(ObjectScopeLimitΔ.Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ.DeathMatchName注.class);
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if (checkName != null) {
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if (!classBeingRedefined.getName().equals(checkName.match())) {
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if (!classBeingRedefined.getName().contains(checkName.match())) {
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throw new IllegalClassFormatException(checkName.lastBreath()+checkName.match());
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}
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}
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package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public interface ObjectSoundOfShadow {
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// marker for shadow interfaces on interfaces
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// on interfaces on interfaces on interfaces
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// on apifaces on apifaces on apifaces
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// on packfaces on packfaces on packfaces
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// on childfaces on childfaces on childfaces on
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// on bassfaces on bassfaces on bassfaces on
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// a finalface
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// which gets implemented by many terminators which
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// kill your beans
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//
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// a holy bean is an empty bean by "interface implementation"
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}
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public interface ObjectSneeze {
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public interface ObjectSoundSneeze {
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// hatsjie = hashCode + compareTo + equals
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// hatsjie = dutch language of the sound of a sneeze
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// ^^ Default global ordering of all objects by ~name
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}
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public static Comparator<ObjectSneeze> soundComparator() {
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return new Comparator<ObjectSneeze>() {
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public static Comparator<ObjectSoundSneeze> soundComparator() {
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return new Comparator<ObjectSoundSneeze>() {
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@Override
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public int compare(ObjectSneeze arg0, ObjectSneeze arg1) {
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public int compare(ObjectSoundSneeze arg0, ObjectSoundSneeze arg1) {
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return (int) arg0.hatsjie(arg1.hatsjie(0));
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}
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};
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* Human output can't be defined.
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*/
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public interface ObjectToHuman {
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public interface ObjectSoundToHuman {
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// it looks like this was JMX in java version 1.0
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String toString(); // the biggest mistake in java
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import java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicInteger;
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import java.util.stream.IntStream;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ObjectToHuman;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ObjectSoundToHuman;
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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/**
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* String without any char or byte methods.
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*/
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public interface StringTypeConst<T extends StringTypeConst<T>> extends Comparable<T>, Iterable<Integer>, ObjectToHuman /*, CharSequence */ {
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public interface StringTypeConst<T extends StringTypeConst<T>> extends Comparable<T>, Iterable<Integer>, ObjectSoundToHuman /*, CharSequence */ {
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//int[] values();
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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public interface Objectᒢᐩᐩ extends ObjectSneeze {
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public interface ᒢObject extends ObjectSoundSneeze, ObjectHell.DeathShadow {
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// humans are not allowed to code, who creates what ?
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default Class<?> fromClass() {
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import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
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@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
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abstract public class Object抽 implements Objectᒢᐩᐩ {
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abstract public class ᒢObject抽 implements ᒢObject {
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@Deprecated
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@Override
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return false;
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}
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long compareSneeze = 0;
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if (obj instanceof ObjectSneeze) {
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compareSneeze = ObjectSneeze.class.cast(obj).hatsjie(0);
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if (obj instanceof ObjectSoundSneeze) {
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compareSneeze = ObjectSoundSneeze.class.cast(obj).hatsjie(0);
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} else {
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compareSneeze = ObjectSneeze.hatsjieGodBlessYou(obj);
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compareSneeze = ObjectSoundSneeze.hatsjieGodBlessYou(obj);
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}
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return 0 == hatsjie(compareSneeze);
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}
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