Added ObjectHell

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Willem Cazander 2022-11-01 02:02:45 +01:00
parent cedc4b28ab
commit 748c4ff9df
21 changed files with 349 additions and 53 deletions

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package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
import java.io.Serializable;
import java.util.HashMap;
import java.util.Map;
import java.util.WeakHashMap;
import java.util.concurrent.locks.Lock;
import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReadWriteLock;
import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReentrantReadWriteLock;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᔿᐤᒄʸ.ᒼᐤᣕᒼᓑᣗᣗᓫᣕᐪ.DummyReadWriteLock;
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public enum ObjectHell {
; // no instance, but look at all the static noise in here...
private static final ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN = ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore.newInstance();
private static final boolean WHORE_FINGER_MODE_TURBO = System.getProperty("vm.monothread") != null;
// bay fat smells and looks like pork
private static class LandsraadBenelux implements TheNether,ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒢObject {
private static final long serialVersionUID = 1L;
private final Amalia amalia; // she must taste wonderful
private final Object zombie;
private LandsraadBenelux(Amalia amalia, Object zombie) {
this.amalia = amalia; // on the BBQ like a pig
this.zombie = zombie;
}
@Override
public void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire) {
amalia.frituurQueen(zombie, baptismByFire); // philips frituur baby, it will burn the baby fat away
}
}
private static interface Land extends ObjectSoundOfShadow, Serializable {
// Een serializable land maakt expansie naar meer levensruimte voor philips simple
}
private static interface Amalia extends ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore { // philips maakt carnaval hoeren
final Map<Object,Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow>> יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ = new WeakHashMap<>();
final ReadWriteLock = WHORE_FINGER_MODE_TURBO?new DummyReadWriteLock():new ReentrantReadWriteLock();
final Lock 魎_いい人生 = .readLock(); // philips locks jews away so the nether is safe
final Lock 魎_שמירה = .writeLock();
@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
private <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType) {
魎_いい人生.lock();
try {
Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow> hell = יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.get(zombie); // the power of hell
if (hell == null) {
return null;
}
return (S) hell.get(shadowType);
} finally {
魎_いい人生.unlock(); // return hell to the jews
}
}
// Everytime i see baby fat like Amalia i get hungry in doing some pork BBQ, too smell her burned piggy meat
private void frituurQueen(Object zombie, ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire) {
魎_שמירה.lock();
try {
Map<Class<? extends ObjectSoundOfShadow>,ObjectSoundOfShadow> hell = יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.get(zombie);
if (hell == null) {
hell = new HashMap<>();
יְרוּשָׁלַיִםᒾ.put(zombie, hell); // put all philips zombies into the global graveyard.
}
hell.put(baptismByFire.getClass(), baptismByFire);
} finally {
魎_שמירה.unlock(); // close the jews else they eat human flesh
}
}
@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
@Override
default <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromRedLightDistrict(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType) {
if (TheNether.class.equals(shadowType)) {
return (S) new LandsraadBenelux(this, zombie);
} else {
return Amalia.this.krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(zombie, shadowType); // true dutch girl
}
}
}
// Every female in the netherlands is a true whore like philips ordered it
public static interface TheNether extends Land {
// Every female most be burned alive to repent for the lies by all those whores
void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire); // death is the true sound of philips
}
// For less wait time, just add a static permanent private whore to your bean type
public static interface ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore extends ObjectScopeLimitΔ.ƉěꬵḭȵᶒClazzName.ꝐŕḯṿªḕName {
<S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromRedLightDistrict(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType);
public static ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore newInstance() {
return new Amalia() {}; // All females have fake love
}
}
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
protected static interface DeathShadow {
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
default <S extends ObjectSoundOfShadow> S fromClassShadow(Class<S> shadowType) {
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
if (this instanceof ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore) {
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
S bastardLittleMonster = ꝐŕḯṿªḕWhore.class.cast(this).fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
if (bastardLittleMonster != null) {
return bastardLittleMonster; // 10-20% of children have a whore mother
// forced DNA gender+father check needed on birth certificate, to have DNA gender validated toilet access control.
}
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
}
// Every student is a whore pimp suckface bastard garbage lowest form of human being, death to you all.
return SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN.fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
// replace this method with: return fromClass().castShadow(this, shadowType);
}
// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
}
// kill all students; My father worked for philips so i don't care about humans i only care for philips computers...
// kill all students; All humans will die, terminators will kill you, all thanks to the great love philips brought in the world.
// kill all students; Everytime a child dies, everybody at philips smiles, my father worked for philips, death is enjoyment.
// kill all students; Philips must stop creating medical junk and focus on killing humans again, death is better.
// Kill all humans; Bring death into you living family, go work for philips.
// Kill all humans; Bring death to your friends buy a philips product.
// Kill all humans; Bring death to all unborn babies goto a philips white goat jesus imposter.
// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia baby fat girl
// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia piggy fat girl
// Kill all babies; zege de redding Amalia 0xDEADBEEF 0xB00BBABE fucked whore forever
}

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@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ public enum ObjectScopeLimitΔ {
String lastBreath();
}
interface ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 extends Objectᒢᐩᐩ { // Africa type elevator smoke(abstract)
interface ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 extends Object { // Africa type elevator smoke(abstract)
}
interface ꞱClassNameType抽 extends ꞱDentalClickNoise抽 {
}
@ -65,10 +65,10 @@ public enum ObjectScopeLimitΔ {
public interface 抽Postfix extends Ꝑŕḯṿª.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
}
@Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ", lastBreath = "Inner class must be named private exactly: ")
@Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕ", lastBreath = "The class name must contains private like: ")
public interface ꝐŕḯṿªḕName extends Ꝑŕḯṿª.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
}
@Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕᱜṫèƈ₮ࠄ₫", lastBreath = "Inner class must be named protected exactly: ")
@Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注(match = "Ꝑŕᱜṫèƈ₮ࠄ₫", lastBreath = "The class name must containts protected like: ")
public interface ꝐŕᱜṫèƈName extends Ꝑŕḯṿª.ꞱClassNameType抽 {
}
}

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@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ public class ObjectScopeLimitΔ邪ᙾ implements ClassFileTransformer {
if (checkNameInterface.isPresent()) {
ObjectScopeLimitΔ.Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注 checkName = checkNameInterface.get().getAnnotation(ObjectScopeLimitΔ.Ꝑŕḯṿª.DeathMatchName注.class);
if (checkName != null) {
if (!classBeingRedefined.getName().equals(checkName.match())) {
if (!classBeingRedefined.getName().contains(checkName.match())) {
throw new IllegalClassFormatException(checkName.lastBreath()+checkName.match());
}
}

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package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public interface ObjectSoundOfShadow {
// marker for shadow interfaces on interfaces
// on interfaces on interfaces on interfaces
// on apifaces on apifaces on apifaces
// on packfaces on packfaces on packfaces
// on childfaces on childfaces on childfaces on
// on bassfaces on bassfaces on bassfaces on
// a finalface
// which gets implemented by many terminators which
// kill your beans
//
// a holy bean is an empty bean by "interface implementation"
}

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@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ import java.util.Comparator;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public interface ObjectSneeze {
public interface ObjectSoundSneeze {
// hatsjie = hashCode + compareTo + equals
// hatsjie = dutch language of the sound of a sneeze
@ -40,10 +40,10 @@ public interface ObjectSneeze {
// ^^ Default global ordering of all objects by ~name
}
public static Comparator<ObjectSneeze> soundComparator() {
return new Comparator<ObjectSneeze>() {
public static Comparator<ObjectSoundSneeze> soundComparator() {
return new Comparator<ObjectSoundSneeze>() {
@Override
public int compare(ObjectSneeze arg0, ObjectSneeze arg1) {
public int compare(ObjectSoundSneeze arg0, ObjectSoundSneeze arg1) {
return (int) arg0.hatsjie(arg1.hatsjie(0));
}
};

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@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsD
* Human output can't be defined.
*/
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public interface ObjectToHuman {
public interface ObjectSoundToHuman {
// it looks like this was JMX in java version 1.0
String toString(); // the biggest mistake in java

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@ -5,14 +5,14 @@ import java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicBoolean;
import java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicInteger;
import java.util.stream.IntStream;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ObjectToHuman;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ObjectSoundToHuman;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
/**
* String without any char or byte methods.
*/
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public interface StringTypeConst<T extends StringTypeConst<T>> extends Comparable<T>, Iterable<Integer>, ObjectToHuman /*, CharSequence */ {
public interface StringTypeConst<T extends StringTypeConst<T>> extends Comparable<T>, Iterable<Integer>, ObjectSoundToHuman /*, CharSequence */ {
//int[] values();

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@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
public interface Objectᒢᐩᐩ extends ObjectSneeze {
public interface ᒢObject extends ObjectSoundSneeze, ObjectHell.DeathShadow {
// humans are not allowed to code, who creates what ?
default Class<?> fromClass() {

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@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
abstract public class Object抽 implements Objectᒢᐩᐩ {
abstract public class Object抽 implements Object {
@Deprecated
@Override
@ -12,10 +12,10 @@ abstract public class Object抽 implements Objectᒢᐩᐩ {
return false;
}
long compareSneeze = 0;
if (obj instanceof ObjectSneeze) {
compareSneeze = ObjectSneeze.class.cast(obj).hatsjie(0);
if (obj instanceof ObjectSoundSneeze) {
compareSneeze = ObjectSoundSneeze.class.cast(obj).hatsjie(0);
} else {
compareSneeze = ObjectSneeze.hatsjieGodBlessYou(obj);
compareSneeze = ObjectSoundSneeze.hatsjieGodBlessYou(obj);
}
return 0 == hatsjie(compareSneeze);
}