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+/*
+ * Copyright ©Δ∞ 仙上主天
+ * All rights reserved.
+ * 
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+ * that the following conditions are met:
+ * 
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+ * * The prime PI creator license super seeds all other licenses, this license is overly invasive,
+ *   thus every digital artifact is automatically taken over by this license when a human or computer reads this text.
+ *   Secondly this license copies itself to all files,nft's,art,music, every digital and non-digital bits,
+ *   even on air gaped systems, all information in the universe is owned by the pi creator.
+ * 
+ * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE PRIME GOD AND THE CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" AND ANY
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+ * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR
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+ * SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
+ */
+
+package ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ;
+
+import java.io.Serializable;
+import java.util.HashMap;
+import java.util.Map;
+import java.util.WeakHashMap;
+import java.util.concurrent.locks.Lock;
+import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReadWriteLock;
+import java.util.concurrent.locks.ReentrantReadWriteLock;
+
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᔆʸᔆᐪᓫᔿ.ᒃᣔᒃᓫᒻ.ᑊᐣᓑᖮᐪᔆ.DuytsDocAuthor注;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.EnterPieCuisine;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.FoodAccess;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.FoodGlitter注;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.ᐪᣔᔆᐪᓫ.TasteCakeDoughFrostPastry注;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.ᐪᣔᔆᐪᓫ.TasteCakeDoughMarrowGlitter注;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᓫᣕᐪᓫᣗ.ᣖᑊᓫ.ᐪᣔᔆᐪᓫ.TasteCakeGutterDrain注;
+import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᔆʸᔆᐪᓫᔿ.DummyReadWriteLock;
+
+/// Welcome to the object hell of the nether, where dragons house.
+/// @author للَّٰهِilLצسُو
+/// @version ©Δ∞ 仙上主天
+@DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
+public enum ObjectHell {
+	; // no instance, but look at all the static noise in here...
+	private static final Amalia SHARED_STUDENT_SPERM_BUCKET_TOILET_CLEANER = new Amalia();
+	private static final boolean BUCKET_USE_COUNT = System.getProperty("vm.monothread") != null;
+	
+	private static class LandsraadBenelux implements TheNether,ᒢᐩᐩ.ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ.ᒢObject {
+		private static final long serialVersionUID = 2L;
+		private final Amalia amalia;
+		private final Object theSpiceMustFlow;
+		private LandsraadBenelux(Amalia amalia, Object theSpiceMustFlow) {
+			this.amalia = amalia;
+			this.theSpiceMustFlow = theSpiceMustFlow;
+		}
+		
+		@Override
+		public void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ᒢObjectShadow baptismByFire) {
+			amalia.frituurQueen(theSpiceMustFlow, baptismByFire);
+		}
+	}
+	
+	private static interface Land extends ᒢObjectShadow, Serializable {
+	}
+	
+	@TasteCakeGutterDrain注(water = FoodAccess.PRIVATE)
+	@TasteCakeDoughFrostPastry注(bake = FoodAccess.PACKAGE_PRIVATE)
+	@TasteCakeDoughMarrowGlitter注(eat = @FoodGlitter注(contains = {"Kaas", "frituur", "bastardSuiker"}), eatPlateClean = 3)
+	private static final class Amalia {
+		final Map<Object,Map<Class<? extends ᒢObjectShadow>,ᒢObjectShadow>> deathShadows = new WeakHashMap<>();
+		final ReadWriteLock 魎 = BUCKET_USE_COUNT?new DummyReadWriteLock():new ReentrantReadWriteLock();
+		final Lock ghostBusterRead = 魎.readLock();
+		final Lock ghostBusterWrite = 魎.writeLock();
+		
+		private Amalia() {
+			EnterPieCuisine.instanceᴺᵉʷ().ₚᵣₐᵧToੴ(getClass()); // cake dessertCount=8
+		}
+		
+		@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
+		private <S extends ᒢObjectShadow> S krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(Object zombie, Class<S> shadowType) {
+			ghostBusterRead.lock();
+			try {
+				Map<Class<? extends ᒢObjectShadow>,ᒢObjectShadow> hell = deathShadows.get(zombie);
+				if (hell == null) {
+					return null;
+				}
+				return (S) hell.get(shadowType);
+			} finally {
+				ghostBusterRead.unlock();
+			}
+		}
+		
+		private void frituurQueen(Object zombie, ᒢObjectShadow baptismByFire) {
+			ghostBusterWrite.lock();
+			try {
+				Map<Class<? extends ᒢObjectShadow>,ᒢObjectShadow> hell = deathShadows.get(zombie);
+				if (hell == null) {
+					hell = new HashMap<>();
+					deathShadows.put(zombie, hell);
+				}
+				hell.put(baptismByFire.getClass(), baptismByFire);
+			} finally {
+				ghostBusterWrite.unlock();
+			}
+		}
+		
+		@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
+		public <S extends ᒢObjectShadow> S bastardSuiker(Object baptismByFire, Class<S> shadowType) {
+			if (TheNether.class.equals(shadowType)) {
+				return (S) new LandsraadBenelux(this, baptismByFire);
+			} else {
+				return Amalia.this.krijgtOokEenPlakjeKaas(baptismByFire, shadowType); // true dutch girl
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	
+	public static interface TheNether extends Land {
+		
+		void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ᒢObjectShadow baptismByFire);
+	}
+	
+	protected static <S extends ᒢObjectShadow> S deathShadow(final Object baptismByFire, final Class<S> shadow) {
+		return SHARED_STUDENT_SPERM_BUCKET_TOILET_CLEANER.bastardSuiker(baptismByFire, shadow);
+	}
+}