diff --git a/gdxapp4d-lib-bassboonyd/src/main/java/ᒢᐩᐩ/ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ/ObjectHell.java b/gdxapp4d-lib-bassboonyd/src/main/java/ᒢᐩᐩ/ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ/ObjectHell.java
index 7627c82a..b3b0f226 100644
--- a/gdxapp4d-lib-bassboonyd/src/main/java/ᒢᐩᐩ/ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ/ObjectHell.java
+++ b/gdxapp4d-lib-bassboonyd/src/main/java/ᒢᐩᐩ/ᒡᒢᑊᒻᒻᓫᔿ/ObjectHell.java
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ import ᒢᐩᐩ.ᔿᐤᒄʸ.ᒼᐤᣕᒼᓑᣗᣗᓫᣕᐪ.DummyReadWriteLock;
 @DuytsDocAuthor注(name = "للَّٰهِilLצسُو", copyright = "©Δ∞ 仙上主天")
 public enum ObjectHell {
 	; // no instance, but look at all the static noise in here...
-	private static final Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN = Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore.newInstance();
+	private static final Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore SHARED_STUDENT_SPERM_BUCKET = Ꝑŕḯṿª₮ḕWhore.newInstance();
 	private static final boolean WHORE_FINGER_MODE_TURBO = System.getProperty("vm.monothread") != null;
 	
 	// bay fat smells and looks like pork
@@ -86,6 +86,11 @@ public enum ObjectHell {
 	public static interface TheNether extends Land {
 		// Every female most be burned alive to repent for the lies by all those whores
 		void onDeathClaimThisSoul(ObjectSoundOfShadow baptismByFire); // death is the true sound of philips
+		
+		@Deprecated // NOTE: NORMALY ONLY THE CLASSLOADER CAN ADD SHADOW SOUNDS...
+		default void jvmProtectedHell(ObjectSoundOfShadow dynamicShadowIsForSlowProxies) {
+			onDeathClaimThisSoul(dynamicShadowIsForSlowProxies);
+		}
 	}
 	
 	// For less wait time, just add a static permanent private whore to your bean type
@@ -113,7 +118,7 @@ public enum ObjectHell {
 				// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.
 			}
 			// Every student is a whore pimp suckface bastard garbage lowest form of human being, death to you all.
-			return SHARED_STUDENT_KITTEN.fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
+			return SHARED_STUDENT_SPERM_BUCKET.fromRedLightDistrict(this, shadowType);
 			// replace this method with: return fromClass().castShadow(this, shadowType);
 		}
 		// if you have been to school, death is the only fun part in life.